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theshoaib
boston
Name:
shoaib
Website:
www.fatawesome.com
About Me:
shopping, fashion, tmz, puppies, monolo's, ice cream (non fat), gucci, coach bags, starbucks (carmel mochiato), sex in the city rerun nights with the girls, prada, and everything else thats fabulous
Favorite TV Shows:
SEX AND THE CITY AND LIPSTICK JUNGLE !!!! ( and cashmere mafia)
Favorite Comedians:
carlos mencia and ellen OBV!
Favorite Movies:
the notebook, cinderella, 27 dresses
Favorite Planet:
fashion world
Favorite Breakfast Cereal:
special K with strawberriez
Next Halloween I will be _______
eva longoria
Personal Mantra:
"love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching” lolz so true

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blog # 3 - 3rd base

Third base is the easiest to steal which should be obvious because its the most pointless. It doesn't make sense to me. You just finished 2nd base... getting there took some work so why not slide right into home? there is nothing pleasurable about having to slide fingers first into third, risking them getting all dirty and filthy. Sure your teammate might be happier but your not playing for your teammates, your playing to improve your stats. So the next time you round 2nd, push the pitcher's…

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Posted by theshoaib on June 5th, 2008 at 10:32am — 3 Comments (Add)
 

Blog # 2 : get it... like a shit

The title of this blog brings me back to thinking of blogging like shitting. I bet when lumberjacks take a shit they say.. I'm going to drop a blog. lumberjacks are pretty gangster like that. Someone better comment on my blog because if not why the hell am i writing this. If a blog isn't read was it written? sorry to get all confucius on ya'll. I want to take a second to talk about people and their animals... but more about the obsession they have for their animals. Its not normal. Men domest…

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Posted by theshoaib on June 5th, 2008 at 10:31am — 1 Comment (Add)
 

Blog 1 - My first blog

I hate blogging. mostly because of the word blog, sounds like something i shit out. however, i will blog on the internet anyway considering most of it is one giant shit hole. can girls blog? i think its a paradox because girls dont poop but they talk a lot of shit. what kinds of things to people put in blogs anyway? my page is pretty flamboyant. i hate people who like cult movies, its like they have nothing bigger to associate them with besides a low budget movie. speaking of cults i am going…

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Posted by theshoaib on June 5th, 2008 at 10:31am — 1 Comment (Add)
 

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At 7:04am on June 5th, 2008, Randy Robinson said…
At 4:09pm on March 28th, 2008, Jimmy said…
VER BIG
At 7:26pm on March 5th, 2008, Amanda said…
hahaha i never actually read thru ur profile until now...looks like u toned it down (compared to how u really are)
At 4:56pm on March 4th, 2008, Jimmy said…
hay
At 10:05am on February 14th, 2008, Kristina said…
Hi! I love your page!
At 5:56pm on February 6th, 2008, Jimmy said…
your profile, very cute
 
 
 

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