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Jeff Dunham Comedy

Jeff Dunham has been developing his art as a ventriloquist for the last thirty years. His star rose after a six-minute appearance on "The Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson in 1990. The last 5 years have finally brought him the fame he deserves. Jeff’s DVDs (“Spark of Insanity,” “Arguing with Myself,” and”Jeff Dunham’s Very Special Christmas Special”) are still among the best-selling DVDs on Amazon.
People from all over the world have come to love…

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Posted by sara john on January 1st, 2010 at 12:11am — No Comments

BREAKING NEWS: Opal's New Book STRIPPER: A Mother's Story

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

A STRIPPER WHO FOUND HERSELF IN THE MOST UNCONVENTIONAL WAY

Lamar, Missouri - Have you ever wondered what goes through the mind of a stripper?

In the 1970's, the Burlesque industry was thriving. Nudity and pornography was a public and political outrage. And people across the country were flocking to burlesque theaters to see Melissa St. John: The Upside Down Girl, A.K.A. Wild Star. Little did they know she was a single Mother, alone, on the road,…

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Posted by Jack Truman on April 23rd, 2009 at 11:36am — No Comments

Book and CD Sale

I'm selling off a huge selection of my personal books and CDs on Amazon.com. Please have a look through the list and see if there is anything you might be interested in buying. http://www.amazon.com/shops/funky_art_shack

Posted by Elliott M Burke on March 13th, 2009 at 4:03pm — No Comments

Hoping you'll help...

I'm a sucker for a good charity and even more so when helping that charity comes with a good time. On Saturday March 7th I'll be taking part in the Big Brothers Big Sisters Bowl for Kids' Sake 2009 event in Dallas, TX. Bowl For Kids' Sake is the largest annual fundr…

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Posted by RecruiterGuy on February 23rd, 2009 at 7:44am — No Comments

my resume.

to view my resume, visit: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=293767854&blogID=465365989

Posted by Alex Powers on February 20th, 2009 at 3:40am — No Comments

queen and king

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Posted by Dave The Rave on January 25th, 2009 at 9:01am — No Comments

BREAKING NEWS: THE X-RATED GRANDMA TO ROCK PARK CITY

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

X-RATED GRANDMA TO ROCK PARK CITY

Slamdance, Indieroad Team With Truman for Online Event

Lamar, Missouri - The X-Rated Grandma is returning to Park City.

And this time, the whole world can watch.

The Slamdance Film Festival has partnered with Indieroad.net to feature an online event, highlighting a showcase collection of short films of alumni filmmaker Jack Truman as part of Slamdance's annual Park City festival Jan. 15-23,…

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Posted by Jack Truman on December 15th, 2008 at 11:54am — No Comments

PHONE SEX GRANDMA on FACEBOOK!!!!

Man...what a busy time out here in the boonies...

It's Saturday morning, and I'm up and running online here, getting started on spending this holiday weekend online promoting our films....

A lot's going on here....we've got over 50 websites up and running, 4 short films playing the film fest circuit, our episodes of THE X-RATED GRANDMA eploding online, editing the feature film THE X-RATED GRANDMA for Slamdance 2009, and more. But here's our most recent news:

PHONE SEX GRA…

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Posted by Jack Truman on August 30th, 2008 at 5:34pm — No Comments

Mall adventures

Malls ....a.k.a. temples of Capitalism ...
Current mood: tired
Category: Life

Had to go to the mall this morning to wrap up some birthday buying for the Warden (wife)…This .was my

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Posted by Worthy on June 27th, 2008 at 6:13pm — 1 Comment

Up in the Sky!



Posted by Jimmy on June 26th, 2008 at 1:36pm — No Comments

CLAY IS FUNNY

Clay is really funny

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h_6Ka8in35c

The guy who did this keeps appearing in Mike Judge and Don Hertzfeldt's animation show. He had a bit about a little animal called a Crotch Biting Sloup that just bit people's crotches. I like the wrinkly faces, Ricardo is supposed to be a little kid I guess but he looks like a 60 year old mentally challenged man. I like all the imperfections of clay, when its done right and it doesn't look too smooth.

Posted by Jacob Sisson on June 16th, 2008 at 5:00pm — No Comments

youtube heros... the young men and the old men!

In my time browsing the grid, I've discovered many video bloggers who depress/excite me beyond words. I have compiled them for you:


http://youtube.com/user/Soul2burn
Meet Rejean. He's just another Canadian nearing the end of his life and discovering the joy of the internet for the first time... sharing stories of levity, hardship, drama, and personal wisdom. Poor Rejean has been battling accusations of pedophilia for quite a while, all just because of a misunderstanding when he…

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Posted by Jacob Sisson on June 9th, 2008 at 5:45pm — No Comments

Smart Chimp

(collaboration with Justin Parker)


Posted by Jimmy on June 9th, 2008 at 3:39pm — No Comments

blog # 3 - 3rd base

Third base is the easiest to steal which should be obvious because its the most pointless. It doesn't make sense to me. You just finished 2nd base... getting there took some work so why not slide right into home? there is nothing pleasurable about having to slide fingers first into third, risking them getting all dirty and filthy. Sure your teammate might be happier but your not playing for your teammates, your playing to improve your stats. So the next time you round 2nd, push the pitcher's…

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Posted by theshoaib on June 5th, 2008 at 10:32am — 3 Comments

Blog # 2 : get it... like a shit

The title of this blog brings me back to thinking of blogging like shitting. I bet when lumberjacks take a shit they say.. I'm going to drop a blog. lumberjacks are pretty gangster like that. Someone better comment on my blog because if not why the hell am i writing this. If a blog isn't read was it written? sorry to get all confucius on ya'll. I want to take a second to talk about people and their animals... but more about the obsession they have for their animals. Its not normal. Men domest…

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Posted by theshoaib on June 5th, 2008 at 10:31am — 1 Comment

Blog 1 - My first blog

I hate blogging. mostly because of the word blog, sounds like something i shit out. however, i will blog on the internet anyway considering most of it is one giant shit hole. can girls blog? i think its a paradox because girls dont poop but they talk a lot of shit. what kinds of things to people put in blogs anyway? my page is pretty flamboyant. i hate people who like cult movies, its like they have nothing bigger to associate them with besides a low budget movie. speaking of cults i am going…

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Posted by theshoaib on June 5th, 2008 at 10:31am — 1 Comment

i noticed that i spell a lot of things wrong....

and that sux. mostly it's my key board. i hate it.

Posted by Heather Dailey on June 5th, 2008 at 6:11am — No Comments

The Boost and other cocaine humor

What is it about cocaine that's so funny??? I recently saw a film called The Boost from 1988 starring James Woods and Sean Young. Its about James Woods as this real estate guy who moves to Los Angeles climbing the ranks as a big talkin' corporate exec. A co-worker introduces him to coke, assuring him that it will aid with managing his work. "C'mon, YOU JUST NEED A BOOST" he says, and James Woods begins a lengthy struggle with the powder that ends in him loosing his entire fortune... Its one of t…

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Posted by Jacob Sisson on June 5th, 2008 at 12:30am — No Comments

kittie porn (cats!)

me and joe did this one too.

dude walks into a room and sees his buddy on the computer, and sais, "dude what are you doing?"

his friend sais, "oh i'm just looking at kittie porn"


the dude starts freeking out on him, and saying things like, "why would you do that, your going to get me in trouble thats my computer, etc."

then guy on computer backs it up saying, "it's not bad, it's natural, check it out etc."

guy won't look at computer and keeps up…

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Posted by Heather Dailey on June 4th, 2008 at 11:55am — 1 Comment

nativity scene... wtf!

this was written by me and my husband joe...

it is complete rough draft..

more will be added!

(nativity scene)

joseph freaks out on mary & wise men and all the rest

baby jesus doesnt look like him

wise men call baby jesus son of god(people keep talking about jesus)

joseph: god who? who dat? who dat baby daddy? that baby don't look like me...ect. you been fuckin around on me, sleepin with other guys hoe...

mary and wis…

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Posted by Heather Dailey on June 4th, 2008 at 11:48am — No Comments

natural high

i was thinking this could start out with like a soccer mom just simply putting rubbing alchohol on her sons knee, and then it would end up to be her runnin around sniffin stuff in public. baically it's just that...but it will look funnier than it souds, hopefully!

no words...no sound effects...just hippie music...light my fire...

settings- grassy field, corn stock field, ground with thick dirt or soil, gass station, car exhaust pipe, toilet bowl cleaner o…

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Posted by Heather Dailey on June 4th, 2008 at 11:37am — No Comments

Tim and Eric- the art of promotion

http://timanderic.com/movies.html

"Deadpan" does not come close to describing Tim and Eric's approach to irony. With Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim's bold and enthusiastic "tie-in" marketing campaigns, satire becomes a brilliant and nihilistic Andy Kaufman-esque technique of perceived earnest sincerity.

Tim and Eric launch advertising initiatives for campaigns that they have NOTHING to do with. About six months ago, they hyped up the release of the "Shrek III" movie. The…

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Posted by Jacob Sisson on May 28th, 2008 at 5:13pm — 1 Comment

SwitchplayTV Live presents 'Mo Better Motown'

..... the unofficial untold stories! It's comedy at it's best in Detroit! Starring...K. Edmondon, Falah Cannon, India Johnson, DuJuan Johnson, Lamar Martin, Hanifah Cannon, Miles Dixon, Angela Roberts and Tony Tales. Directed by: K.Edmondson & Co-Directed by: Melissa Talbot Tickets only, $10.00 We would like to thank all our fans for coming out last weekend making SWITCHPLAY TV Live a total success. We have one more weekend, this Friday & Saturday, May 23 & 24 . Free parking and…

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Posted by Switchplay on May 22nd, 2008 at 11:17am — No Comments

My Short Films

Hello!

My name is Jake Iannarino. I have been in 2 Happy Madison Films. I am a member of SAG. I produce short films. You can see them at MY ning page. (shortfilmshowcase.ning.com) You can see my business partner, Mike Newman's other short films at Pnutfilms.com - good stuff. Thanks for reading!

Posted by jake iannarino on May 10th, 2008 at 9:34am — No Comments

stuff and such things...

so i was posting a bulletin on myspace and i realized that i am on there wayyyy toooo much. so instead of getting my ass off the computer i have decided to check out my icn stuff. i am totally psyched that my first "wall post" thingy is from sean barrett.and i have a friend request already! yaaay! so now as i am writing this i think i am realizing that all of these superficial things that i once thought were a waste of tome are now like what consumes my day. hooray to superficial!

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Posted by Heather Dailey on May 3rd, 2008 at 6:00pm — No Comments

Just got my page up...

i was reading through the bullitins on myspace and found one posted by sean barrett. i decided to go on and shoot for it... i hope this brings some sort of good outcome!

I'm gonna paste the bullitin on here so i can come back to it...

New Media / Comedy Internship (Santa Monica)
Body:

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Posted by Heather Dailey on April 29th, 2008 at 9:30pm — No Comments

Captain Grandpa

Posted by Jimmy on April 22nd, 2008 at 12:52pm — No Comments

Divine Curiosity

Posted by Jimmy on April 15th, 2008 at 11:07am — No Comments

Apple Does It Again

Posted by Justin on April 10th, 2008 at 7:19pm — No Comments

Walk In The Park

Posted by Justin on April 10th, 2008 at 7:18pm — No Comments

Breakfast Time

Posted by Justin on April 10th, 2008 at 7:18pm — No Comments

Blind Ambition

Posted by Justin on April 10th, 2008 at 7:17pm — No Comments

Alcohol Poisoning

Posted by Justin on April 10th, 2008 at 7:16pm — No Comments

Baby Boom

Posted by Justin on April 10th, 2008 at 7:15pm — No Comments

Moby Kombat

Posted by Jimmy on April 10th, 2008 at 5:23pm — No Comments

Little Joshua

Posted by Jimmy on April 2nd, 2008 at 11:12am — No Comments

Understanding Engineers (Part 1 of many)

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'" The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes
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Posted by Danielle on March 31st, 2008 at 12:14pm — 2 Comments

Fatherly Advice

Posted by Jimmy on March 28th, 2008 at 4:04pm — No Comments

Welcome to Boston

Information on Boston and the surrounding area:

There's no school on School Street, no court on Court Street, no dock on Dock Square, no water on Water Street. Back Bay streets are in alphabetical "oddah": Arlington, Berkeley, Clarendon, Dartmouth, etc. So are South Boston streets: A, B, C, D, etc. If the streets are named after trees ( e.g. Walnut, Chestnut, Cedar), you're on Beacon Hill. If they're named aft

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Posted by Danielle on March 19th, 2008 at 10:38am — 2 Comments

Italians

Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses?
Because Italians hate all witnesses.


Do you know why most men from
Italy are named Tony?
On the boat over to America they put a sticker on them that said - TO NY.

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Posted by Danielle on March 12th, 2008 at 7:35am — No Comments

Go To Hell - This Weekend Only!

Jigger Here...

Say, me and the fellas down at the ihop were talking (we get together every morning) and we agree that this country is going straight to hell.

Leave it to Carl Lafong to create the advertising and marketing campaign that makes it all seem worthwihile!

See for yourself!

Posted by Jigger on March 7th, 2008 at 4:09pm — No Comments

Say, This Web Stuff is Nutty!

Hi Gang,

Jigger here! I'm just thrilled down to the cuffs of my golf slacks to be writing here on the internet!
A few weeks ago I was surfing for some mature porn when I discovered ICN. What a kick!

Now I'm hooked! And after taking just three Adult Ed classes I've learned how to write my own blog!

I also have spent a lot of time reading other blogs and adding my comments. Especially on all those radical terrorist sites. I like to have five or six glasses of Scotch…

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Posted by Jigger on March 4th, 2008 at 1:41pm — No Comments

Manager Quotes

Recently, a magazine ran a contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life managers. Here are some of the submissions:

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Posted by Danielle on February 21st, 2008 at 10:57am — No Comments

The News for Feb. 20

Barack Obama has won Wisconsin and Hawaii, the NBA Western Conference is now head and shoulders above everyone else, and…

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Posted by Daniel on February 20th, 2008 at 11:52am — No Comments

Best "Out of Office" Automatic E-mail Replies

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

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Posted by Danielle on February 19th, 2008 at 12:30pm — No Comments

"Be kind rewind" : le nouveau film de Michel gondry

Pour le moment le site est en anglais uniquement mais le synopsis du prochain film de Michel Gondry n'est pas compliqué à comprendre : http://www.bekindmovie.com

Je vous laisse un peu la surprise mais je pense que ça risque de devenir un vrai film culte pour tous les amateurs de parodies et de films amateurs !

Le principe est assez simple : un homme "magnétique" éfface toutes les ban…

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Posted by Comedie Factory on February 7th, 2008 at 7:35am — No Comments

Hello Blog!

Hello world! More importantly hello blog! I hope you and I become great friends in the days months and years to come. Well tah tah for now!

Sean

Posted by Sean Barrett on January 30th, 2008 at 2:01pm — 1 Comment

Buy A Mattress at Gary's Mattress!

You'll love 'em!

Posted by Gary on January 30th, 2008 at 11:17am — 1 Comment

Start your own blog

Bring it.

Posted by ICN on January 26th, 2008 at 8:46pm — No Comments

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